And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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