great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize
