why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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