We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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