Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Your penis caused this!
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