Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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