wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just forgot I was standing up.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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