He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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