okay pat passed out under dana's car
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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