You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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