Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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