I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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