is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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