I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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