fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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