Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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