I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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