i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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