I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
