no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I am available for nakedness
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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