she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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