I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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