It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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