I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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