Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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