it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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