i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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