I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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