it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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