I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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