# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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