At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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