Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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