question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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