I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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