went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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