how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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