Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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