plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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