can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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