I'd wear matching sweaters with you
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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