Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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