I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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