Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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