I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
NoShamevember. You game?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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