just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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