I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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