We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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