How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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