bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I need water and some morals
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
