I hate your face
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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