i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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