okay pat passed out under dana's car
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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