At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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