Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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