Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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