How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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